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He's No Angel presents In the Name of Love
by TalesOfSpike

(US R UK 15)

 
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Author's Note: This was my first attempt at FanFic, in fact it was the first time I'd written anything in about fifteen years. When it was posted originally it was completely unbeta-ed, but I and t_geyer, my beta of the past four years, are going to try to touch it up a little now that some kind person has nominated it at one of the award sites... Hopefully, we'll get it finished before the judges get to it.

Chapter 1

Spike scowled at the television set in front of him. "No! Don't listen to her. Can't you tell the stupid bint's only after you for your money?" Buffy would laugh if she could see him. The Big Bad, sitting in his armchair, fag in one hand, beaker of blood in the other, shirt undone, yelling abuse at the two-dimensional daytime soap characters.

Mentally reprimanding himself for letting Buffy thoughts intrude on his "Passions" fix, he took another slurp of his liquid breakfast. Maybe later, he'd ring to see if he could help with Dawn when she was working. He felt pretty uneasy about Halfrek's little speech the other night. Buffy would probably accuse him of having an ulterior motive anyway, but at least if he saw Dawn when she was at work she had fewer grounds for suspicion. He was supposed to be Dawn's protector. Now he never saw her. Then again, the last time he tried phoning Buffy it hadn't exactly been a roaring success.

He was still debating to himself what he could do to help Dawn when he heard a knock at his door. At lightning speed he moved across the room and into the darkest shadows, grabbing a large knife from his coffin-shaped weapons chest in the corner of the room.

'Bloody Hell! Who's comin' knockin' at this time of day? Lil' Bit should still be at school. Slayer wouldn't knock. Bad news whatever way you look at it.' The thoughts moved through his brain as fast as he moved around the room. He waited invisible and silent in the shadows.

The knock sounded once again, followed by an inquisitive voice."Mister... ehm. William?" The door nudged open slowly.

'Wanker,' Spike decided. 'Obviously can't think one word ahead of his mouth.' Spike was marginally amused by the awkwardness of his visitor. This lasted until the door opened far enough for him to come into full view. Thereafter, Spike recognised him for what he was. The highly polished black loafers - except for the line of graveyard mud around the bottom - the neatly pressed charcoal grey suit, the pristine white shirt and the conservative tie were all major indications, but what clinched it was the briefcase. Lawyer. Too young to be in charge of anything major, unless he was some sort of whiz kid, and let's face it, the 'Mister' comment meant he probably wasn't. That meant he was here because there was some sort of dirty work to be done that his higher ups wanted no part in.

The television being on gave him only a minimal chance of pretending he wasn't there, so Spike decided to go for intimidation. "I think you're a little bit lost, kid." He stepped forward into the light, letting his gaze drift up the length of the lawyer's body. Then, he stared unblinkingly into his adversary's eyes until the younger man reflexively looked away. Score one to William the Bloody.

"You seem to match the description I was given. Five feet ten inches, slim build, short bleach-blond hair, blue eyes, pale complexion." He fumbled to open the briefcase, pulling something from it. "It's not the best likeness, but I would say that this is definitely you." He passed over what appeared to be some sort of surveillance photograph, showing both Spike and the slayer. There was nothing inherently incriminating about the picture in itself, but Spike remembered the night it had been taken. If their spies had stuck around a couple of hours longer, then there was a good chance that they had some rather more revealing shots from later that night. Game to the lawyer.

Spike steeled himself for what was to come. "Okay, I'm William the Bloody. Now, what d'you want?"

"Our clients would like to make use of your services." Once more he reached into the briefcase. "I believe you should be familiar with this contract."

Spike's heart sank as he recognised the piece of parchment. Fear spread through his body, making him feel far cooler than the ambient air temperature. He gave an involuntary shiver. "Who?" Who had he endangered? Buffy? Dawn? Who else?

The lawyer clearly misunderstood the question. "I'm afraid our clients would prefer to remain anonymous. The paper was bought at public auction."

"No, the default clause. Who are we talking about in the default clause?"

The lawyer gave a nervous laugh. "I don't think you need to worry about that. That clause would never hold up in a court of law. It is rather vague. It could even be illegal in itself. Unless, you happen to believe that there's some sort of magic at work, and we all know magic's just for fairy tales." He looked coolly into Spike's ultramarine eyes. "If however, we were talking, purely hypothetically, I would say that the young lady in the photograph might be a likely candidate and I believe she has a younger sister with whom you are acquainted. In addition, I believe that my client's surveillance indicated that over the summer you spent more time with one Rupert Giles and one Tara Maclay than with any of the others in your social circle, but that recently you have been seen a lot with a gentleman by the name of Clem. I think the general consensus was in favour of the young lady. My clients seemed to think you would be more inclined to do whatever was necessary to protect a member of the fairer sex."

'Bloody hell! Just how long have these people been keeping tabs on me?' the vampire wondered. The remark about Tara and Giles referred to their patrol groups last summer. Spike didn't like the idea that anyone could be watching him for that long without him knowing. His anger simmered slowly inside him. For Buffy, for Dawn and for Tara he held it in check. "You realise that there are certain things..." he clarified. "...That I don't do all the things I used to do."

"Yes, we are aware of your present circumstances, shall we say. Nothing will be required of you that you are physically unable to perform. In fact," a sly gleam began to show in the lawyer's eye, "our client feels that your recent baby-sitting experience might prove useful. We wish for you to provide a nursery for a demon who will be arriving in the area very shortly. The demon will lay its eggs. You make yourself available to protect them from any predators. After four or five days we'll arrange for them to be picked up, and moved on to their new owners."

"So that's it? It seems a bit too easy."

"The eggs have to gestate at the Hellmouth for a few days, but they'll be moved before they're due to hatch. The parents will most likely be being pursued. By the terms of the agreement it can't be anything too risky, but don't think it'll be a walk in the park. These little fellows could be worth a pretty penny. There may be all sorts of nasties looking for them, but as long as you keep it nice and quiet that you've got them you shouldn't have too much of a problem."

Spike raised an eyebrow in reaction to the lawyer's glib description of the situation. "Really? Somehow I'm sure things won't be quite that simple, but I guess you know I'm goin' to do it anyway. You wouldn't be here if your bosses didn't already know that. So, if that's all the good news, I suggest you leave now."

"If you wish. Here's my card. We'll be in touch." Spike made no move to accept the card from him, so he set it down on top of the TV set. Passions' closing credits had just started to roll. Amazing how much can change in just quarter of an hour.

Spike watched him leave. He moved to push the door closed after him. As soon as the door was securely shut, Spike headed for his liquor stash. He downed a third of the bottle before frustration got the better of him and he launched the container and the remainder of its contents against the wall.

He drew another bottle from his supply and sank back into his armchair to contemplate life's, or unlife's, ironies. To protect Buffy, her sister and her friend, he would do something she would despise him for... if she ever found out about it. He'd do it because he loved them, but he had to do it because once he'd loved Dru or thought he had.

"Love's fuckin' bitch!" He spat out the bitter toast. "Again."

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